For Shiz and Giggles

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

rider-waite:

she wears short skirts i wear a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.

she’s cheer captain and i’m ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

poorrichardsalmasnack:

lightskinjeezus:

metrogoon:

I’m dying right now 😂😂😂😂😂

brutal

DONT MIND THE BLUR

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

You are my little angel.

this thing just happend

kissykissybangbang:

quinfinitte:

dalekpoetry:

myotpisgay:

themenof:

croatoancas:

so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar 

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it surprised me

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the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it

BUT THEN IT HIT ME

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THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE

OH MY GOSH

THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.

HOLY HELL!!!

IM IN COSMOPOLITIAN????

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

COSMO WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND TRUE FASHION.