saw this when she first posted it and rolled my eyes
but it has taken an unexpected (and pleasant) turn
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
THIS IS HILARY FUCKING DUFF.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.
SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.
THAT’S HOW ITS DONE, BITCHES.
CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL
"THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT"????
Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”
lizards of waverly place
i got 99 problems and a curly haired kid who sat on a suitcase on a dark stage in 2009 is all of them
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do