For Shiz and Giggles
Ultimate thief

outofcontextdnd:

Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.

*rolls 20*

DM: You steal everything, Including the table.

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

deanisanactualprincess:

midwayinourlifesjourney:

deanisanactualprincess:

no problem

"I can feel the pain pills starting to work."

thats fucking awesome

tastefullyoffensive:

[sedny]

onculogy:

Bye this pigeon has the dolce and gabbana ss15 #look

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

hobgoblinhero:

hanari-502:

wastelandbanditorion:

This guy’s vines give me life

Thomas Sanders is a gift to this world

I have a theory on Thomas Sanders that he can control minds and rather than using this gift for evil, he uses it to make funny vines. Like, a classroom full of kids? mind control. The teacher of the class? mind control. Cop pulls him over? you better believe that dude is gonna sing Don’t Stop Believing with him, mind control. 

jacobtrueman:

alexm7b5:

jacobtrueman:

millika:

Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

I mean, to be fair, that’s probably reinforced by the composition of the billboard design, as the male child is being given much greater visual prominence, but I get the point.

The name itself as well, even though it’s widely used for multiple genders… I still think it’s slightly weighted towards the Male end of the spectrum, especially if you count eastern european variants where the female version is very rare.

Very good point.

jacobtrueman:

alexm7b5:

jacobtrueman:

millika:

Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.

I mean, to be fair, that’s probably reinforced by the composition of the billboard design, as the male child is being given much greater visual prominence, but I get the point.

The name itself as well, even though it’s widely used for multiple genders… I still think it’s slightly weighted towards the Male end of the spectrum, especially if you count eastern european variants where the female version is very rare.

Very good point.

fappuclno:

CHILL

fappuclno:

CHILL

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

umm
umm

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son