For Shiz and Giggles

railroadsoftware:

does anyone else get like.. really sensual feelings sometimes when they’re cleaning their ears. like just intensely feels good. why did god do this

person: do you have tumblr?
me: yes
person: whats your url?
me: no
me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
me:
me:
me:
me: i think i'll start watching it

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
angel-kink:

ladymalchav:

mrs-orange:

#Imagine hanging around after school being grumpy and you walk along the street kicking little stones wishing something good would happen to you anything that’ll brighten your day #and then there’s this nice guy smiling and waving at you from the other side of the road and you are confused but you wave back and go on #and then you realize who that was and you stop rooted to the ground and nearly get a heartattack

Forget rooted-to-the-ground
I’d Captain Jack that


I’ve seen this on my dash a few times, but I gotta reblog this one just for the comment.

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

iavn:

Freshmint

iavn:

Freshmint

clickholeofficial:

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